Backwaterjigs
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I just found this thought someone would also enjoy this as I was reading it sounds just like the times we are living in today hope you’ll enjoy
In the year 2017 ,the Lord came unto Noah ,who was now living in America and said : Once again the earth has become wicked and over -populated,and I see the end of all flesh before me.Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans .He gave Noah the blueprints ,saying :you have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights ,six months later ,the Lord life lord down and saw Noah weeping in his yard -but no ark ,Noah he roared ,I’m about to start the rain !where is the ark ? Forgive me Lord ,begged Noah ,but things have changed .I needed a building permit.Ive been arguing with the Boat inspector about the need for a sprinkler system ,my neighbor claim that I’ve violated the Neighborhood Bylaws by building the Ark in my back garden and exceeding the height limitations.We had to go to the Local planning committee for a decision.Then the Local council and Electricty company demanded a shed load of money for the future cost of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions ,to clear the way for the Arks move to the sea .I told them that the sea would be coming to us ,but they would hear nothing of it .Getting the wood was another problem ,There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl,I tried to convince the environmentalist that I needed the wood to save the owls-but no go .When I started gathering the animals the ASPCA took me to court .They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.They argued the accommodations were to restrictive ,and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in A confined space .Then the Environmental Agency ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark unit they’d conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood .Im still trying to resolve a complaint with the human rights commission on how many minorities I’m supposed to hire for my building crew .Immigration is checking the Visa Status of most of the people who want to work .The trade unions say I can’t use my sons .They Insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark -building experience.To make matters worse ,The Internal Revenue Service seized all my assets ,claiming I’m trying to leave the county Illegally with endangered species ,So forgive me Lord ,but it would take me at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark ,Suddenly the skis cleared,the sun began to shine ,and a rainbow stretched across the ski .Noah looked up in wonder and asked ,You mean your not going to destroy the world ?No said the Lord , The Government beat me to it What more can I say .
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In the year 2017 ,the Lord came unto Noah ,who was now living in America and said : Once again the earth has become wicked and over -populated,and I see the end of all flesh before me.Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans .He gave Noah the blueprints ,saying :you have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights ,six months later ,the Lord life lord down and saw Noah weeping in his yard -but no ark ,Noah he roared ,I’m about to start the rain !where is the ark ? Forgive me Lord ,begged Noah ,but things have changed .I needed a building permit.Ive been arguing with the Boat inspector about the need for a sprinkler system ,my neighbor claim that I’ve violated the Neighborhood Bylaws by building the Ark in my back garden and exceeding the height limitations.We had to go to the Local planning committee for a decision.Then the Local council and Electricty company demanded a shed load of money for the future cost of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions ,to clear the way for the Arks move to the sea .I told them that the sea would be coming to us ,but they would hear nothing of it .Getting the wood was another problem ,There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl,I tried to convince the environmentalist that I needed the wood to save the owls-but no go .When I started gathering the animals the ASPCA took me to court .They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.They argued the accommodations were to restrictive ,and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in A confined space .Then the Environmental Agency ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark unit they’d conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood .Im still trying to resolve a complaint with the human rights commission on how many minorities I’m supposed to hire for my building crew .Immigration is checking the Visa Status of most of the people who want to work .The trade unions say I can’t use my sons .They Insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark -building experience.To make matters worse ,The Internal Revenue Service seized all my assets ,claiming I’m trying to leave the county Illegally with endangered species ,So forgive me Lord ,but it would take me at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark ,Suddenly the skis cleared,the sun began to shine ,and a rainbow stretched across the ski .Noah looked up in wonder and asked ,You mean your not going to destroy the world ?No said the Lord , The Government beat me to it What more can I say .
Hope you’ll enjoy