Nickajack Angler
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Last night the Mrs. and I were planning our first night out to dinner without kids since I can remember. She's a girly girl and loves to dress up NICE and have me do the same. SO, put on a nice pair of slacks and a very nice "Hawaian" print, silk shirt. The boys were going to stay with neighbors and I walked over to tell them we were taking off for downtown.... Louie, 12 yrs old (he might make it to 13...) gets off the four wheeler and walks up the big hill in the neighbors backyard, to where I was standing. He's grinning his butt off as he got closer and started to chuckle. I said "we're taking off. Don't give the neighbors a hard time..." He replies "Nice Shirt. You know what Homer Simpson says about Hawaian shirts, don't you?"
"No. What" I replied.
"Only two kinds of people where Hawaian shirts..... Retards and Homosexuals..." His buddy pulled up on the four wheeler. He got on and drove off with a huge grin...
"No. What" I replied.
"Only two kinds of people where Hawaian shirts..... Retards and Homosexuals..." His buddy pulled up on the four wheeler. He got on and drove off with a huge grin...
