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<span style="font-size: 18pt"><font color="#008000">Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.</font></span><font color="#008000"><font size="5">
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Could we please do it one more time?'</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Do you think we could...'</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough </span></font>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'</span><font size="5"> </font></font><font color="#008000" size="5" face="PrestonScript"></font><font color="#008000" size="5" face="PrestonScript" />
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Could we please do it one more time?'</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">Do you think we could...'</span>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough </span></font>
<span style="font-size: 18pt">I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'</span><font size="5"> </font></font><font color="#008000" size="5" face="PrestonScript"></font><font color="#008000" size="5" face="PrestonScript" />
