A large rock hanging by a rope?

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Jmax

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I saw a large rock hanging by a rope and could not help but wonder what it was. I asked one of the locals (rednecks) and he told me it was their up to the minute weather station. I was amazed and asked how it worked. He said, WELL......

First, if the rock is wet, it's raining.
Second, if the rock is swaying, it's windy.
Third, if the rock is hot, it's sunny.
Forth, if the rock is cool, it's overcast.
ah...ah... next...If the rock is white on top, it's snowing.
If the rock is blue, it's cold as heck.
and...if the rock is gone, TORNADO!


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