ALABAMA FOOTBALL

[G-MAN]

A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just
broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"

The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
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Q: What is Nick Sabien's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?

A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bama players in a car, who's driving?

A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the Bama players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Alabama team has adopted a new Honor System.

"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".
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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.

7 Arrests, 6 convictions.

 

[BackOnTheWater]

Mean...just mean...ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIDE ROLL!</p>

 

 

 

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[Fishin' Junkie]

I got that email but it was the Knoxville version which is more true. emoPoke

 

[H-1]

emoUpsmile

 

[bassfisher17]

 I like it GO VOLS!!

 

[RangerRob]

What FJ said. Remember boys, Bama leads in conference titles (21 ... count 'em). Tennessee leads in arrests. In all fairness though, judges in K-town must get some great seats because you rarely read about a conviction...

Roooooooooooooooooooooll Tide! emoBigsmile

 

[NRG]

GO WVU the heck with TN , GA and AL emoPoke emoPoke emoBigsmile