captXtreme
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Ancient Indian Knowledge*
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they
got their tent all set up both men fell sound asleep. Some hours
later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemosabe, look towards
sky, what you see?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo.Crap Somebody stole our tent.'
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they
got their tent all set up both men fell sound asleep. Some hours
later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemosabe, look towards
sky, what you see?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo.Crap Somebody stole our tent.'
emoBigsmile emoBigsmile emoBigsmile emoBigsmile
