FishingWithASoldier
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Please call this number (423) 483-0269 and ask for Nick and ask him about a Monkey he has for sale. I have posted a fake ad on craigslist to hopefully get some more people to call.
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Kickerfish
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This is amazing.
spotsticker
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this is something he will never forget...
FishingWithASoldier
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So far he isn't answering, but leave him messages and texts. This is going to be Epic!
Carl
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Just sent him this text
Hello,
how are you doing today hope all is well with you, now i want to
let you know that i have tell my company that i have
saw a monkey but is $750dollars and them said that
they will issue you a check of $4950 dollars, so as
soon as you receive the check and cash it you will
take your own money there which is $750 dollars and
send the balanec to me, so that i will use it to pay
for my ticket, i need it urgent .
Becasue the wedding will be comeing up soon.
This is all i needed from you so that my company
will send the check for you immediately for my monkey.
Your full name
Your cantcat address
Your country code and name.
Your telephone number.
Please i will like you to send this now so that i
will forward it to my company okay.
Looking forward to hear from you now.
Thanks and god bless you.
Love Yisabella Ekwealor
Hello,
how are you doing today hope all is well with you, now i want to
let you know that i have tell my company that i have
saw a monkey but is $750dollars and them said that
they will issue you a check of $4950 dollars, so as
soon as you receive the check and cash it you will
take your own money there which is $750 dollars and
send the balanec to me, so that i will use it to pay
for my ticket, i need it urgent .
Becasue the wedding will be comeing up soon.
This is all i needed from you so that my company
will send the check for you immediately for my monkey.
Your full name
Your cantcat address
Your country code and name.
Your telephone number.
Please i will like you to send this now so that i
will forward it to my company okay.
Looking forward to hear from you now.
Thanks and god bless you.
Love Yisabella Ekwealor
FishingWithASoldier
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Lmao
This was the best I could come up with...
Hello, I seen your add on Craigslist about a monkey for sale. Do you still have it? It's a big, mean monkey I hope?!? I don't really have the money to buy it, but I was hoping you would be willing to help me out with a little problem that I'm having with my dog.. Bruno (my dog) has a stuffed monkey that he is constantly humping, and it can be really embarrassing when I have company over. Easy solution right? Get rid of the stuffed monkey.. Well it's not that simple. Bruno is a st. Bernard and pitbull mix, so he's about 150lbs and he really loves that stuffed monkey... He attacks anyone that gets near the it. So if I could just borrow your monkey once or twice and get him to put a whoopin on Bruno, maybe Bruno will develop a fear of monkeys and let me get rid of the stuffed monkey... Please help me..
Hello, I seen your add on Craigslist about a monkey for sale. Do you still have it? It's a big, mean monkey I hope?!? I don't really have the money to buy it, but I was hoping you would be willing to help me out with a little problem that I'm having with my dog.. Bruno (my dog) has a stuffed monkey that he is constantly humping, and it can be really embarrassing when I have company over. Easy solution right? Get rid of the stuffed monkey.. Well it's not that simple. Bruno is a st. Bernard and pitbull mix, so he's about 150lbs and he really loves that stuffed monkey... He attacks anyone that gets near the it. So if I could just borrow your monkey once or twice and get him to put a whoopin on Bruno, maybe Bruno will develop a fear of monkeys and let me get rid of the stuffed monkey... Please help me..
FishingWithASoldier
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I can't stop laughing
Can't wait to hear back: I want your monkey, and I am willing to pay. I know you're receiving likely hundreds of texts asking to possess this mammalian masterpiece but I am here to tell you that should you release said monkey to me. Together we primates may be able to upset the balance that has kept our ape brothers in cages and zoos around the world - reduced to throwing feces (as I'm sure you've experienced). Planet of the apes doesn't even come close to what monkey and I can achieve. Not only will I pay you for our mutual friend the monkey, I will guarantee you a position in our new world order. Like High Chancellor or Knight of the Orangutans. Perhaps Spinster of the Spider Monkeys. This is a one time offer, and should this monkey be sold to anyone else know this: when I get a monkey, you will see the world change and wish you could've been High Chancellor instead of a Banana Counter.
FishingWithASoldier
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That's great
rsimms
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I hear you're into Monkey Business. Can you help me get into the Monkey Business?
I want a monkey that I can teach to smoke cigarettes and wear a tophat that he will tip to a lady. Will this monkey be able to be trained for this. I need a good wingman to pick up some ladies and my dog just died so aim hoping this monkey will pave the way to meeting new ladies.
I want a monkey that I can teach to smoke cigarettes and wear a tophat that he will tip to a lady. Will this monkey be able to be trained for this. I need a good wingman to pick up some ladies and my dog just died so aim hoping this monkey will pave the way to meeting new ladies.
FishingWithASoldier
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Lol. I talked to him earlier. He said some lady called him 5 times wanting the monkey. Lmao. Thanks all for the help
