Ashamed

[Guest]

A few days ago a fourth-grade teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up -- salesman, mechanic, businessman,
teacher, doctor, builder, realtor, lawyer, and so
forth.

However little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet
so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally
replied, 'Okay...my dad's a stripper at a gay
biker bar and takes off all his clothes in front of drunken
men who stick money in his underwear.'

'And sometimes if the offer is really good, he will go
home with a bunch of those guys and let them play with
him all night long for drugs and money.'


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then
took little Justin aside to ask him,

'Is that really true about your
father?!'



'No', the boy said, 'He actually works
for the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack
Obama elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the
class.'

 

[beetlespin]

That's a good one but I still like the one about the two dems stuck on the escalator

 

[Possum]

It was a good one because you guys grew up on Bevis and buthead.

 

[SpurHunter]

Possum - 5/18/2010 8:09 PM It was a good one because you guys grew up on Bevis and buthead.

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[Buoy-Master]

hehe hehe hehe ...Hey BUTHEAD!

 

[beetlespin]

Yea I don't get it? Beavis and Butthead were lazy deadbeats that didn't want to work. They were obviously democrats

 

[SpurHunter]

emoUpsmile emoUpsmile emoUpsmile emoUpsmile emoUpsmile emoUpsmile

 

[Bubbakat]

Possum you stepped right into the middle of that one.