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Probably not true, but funny.

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this.....a proper decision by the courts...for a change.

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
 
Did everyone not know, that outcaster is the self-proclaimed "voice of truth" on the forum. Good one G-Man, whether it was true or not.
 
Dropshot - 2/22/2010 11:43 PM

Did everyone not know, that outcaster is the self-proclaimed "voice of truth" on the forum. Good one G-Man, whether it was true or not.

Never mind the truth....It's just a lot easier to to make fun of someone with different beliefs or non- beliefs. But make a comment about someone riding the short bus and the fangs come out... How typical.
 
G-MAN - 2/23/2010 1:18 PM

outcaster - 2/23/2010 1:28 AM

At least you got the "Not True" part right.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/atheist.asp

At least?
What else would you have liked for me to have put?
emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy

You could have checked to see if there were any truth to it whatsoever. A couple of easy mouse clicks. Would you still have posted it if you knew it was 100% false? But hey.... never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
 
outcaster - 2/23/2010 8:46 PM

G-MAN - 2/23/2010 1:18 PM

outcaster - 2/23/2010 1:28 AM

At least you got the "Not True" part right.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/atheist.asp

At least?
What else would you have liked for me to have put?
emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy

You could have checked to see if there were any truth to it whatsoever. A couple of easy mouse clicks. Would you still have posted it if you knew it was 100% false? But hey.... never let the facts get in the way of a good story.


<font size="3">I posted it because it was a humorous fictional story, like many I've read. Good Grief Leroy, I even put "Probably not true, but funny". Lets see, that means "PROBABLY NOT TRUE, BUT FUNNY".

You've really lost me here, so I'll just bow out on this one before I crack a rib from laughing. Realy- I'm not worthy emoWorthy emoWorthy emoWorthy
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