ballerina

[Fat Albert]

<font size="3">The Ballerina

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
Alabama. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man
here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried
to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk
slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina
a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it
down.She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them,
revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a
lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down
on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender
approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your
business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
calling her the ballerina?" The drunk replied, "any woman who can lift
her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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[ditchdoc666]

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[yellburt]

<font face="georgia,palatino" size="3">good one...emoUSA </font>

 

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[Guest]

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[ukfod1]

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