Fat Albert
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<font color="#3300ff">A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it is his turn, he pulls out a gun and robs the bank.</font></p>
<font color="#3300ff">To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"</font></p>
<font color="#3300ff">The customer replies, "Yes," whereupon the robber shoots him in the head, and kills him.</font></p>
<font color="#3300ff">The robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man "Did you see me rob this bank?"</font></p>
<font color="#3300ff">The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."
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<font color="#3300ff">To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"</font></p>
<font color="#3300ff">The customer replies, "Yes," whereupon the robber shoots him in the head, and kills him.</font></p>
<font color="#3300ff">The robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man "Did you see me rob this bank?"</font></p>
<font color="#3300ff">The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."