elwestb - 4/6/2021 8:33 AM
If you want to see have some fun and learn about boat ramp "what and what not to do's" get yourself a comfortablr lawn chair, smear on some sun screen, get a cooler with some drinks and go pick out a nice shady spot under the pine trees at the Wolftever Ramp on Memorial Day weekend any time after about 1pm. Any ramp will work but I just have had some halirous times there. You can have a blast watching boaters trying to back a boat trailer down the ramp to launch. Example, Dad will be in the boat and Mom is trying to back into the water see-sawing back and forth across both sides of the the ramp. Dad is being very helpful yelling, screaming and shouting at her. Mean while Mom is now angry and frustrated and starts crying. On occassions Mom will even exit the vehicle and attempt to leave! Then the kids that are in the vehicle after seeing Mom crying, they all start crying. Finally they get the boat into the water and ready to lanch. Well almost, we now need to prep the boat and get out the life jackets, skis, pull tubes, arrange the coolers and seating areas. They seem to especially like to do this setting on the ramp while about half way in the water. Now we are in the water and ready to go! But that's when they discover they have a dead battery that hasn't been charged in months or they run the battery down trying to start the engine with either no gas or gas that's old from last September on Labor Day! Later on in the afternoon you can witness the happy boaters as they come in and attempt to load and once again try to back down the ramp and then put the boat back on the trailer with all the merry sun baked, blistered boaters. It can be fun to watch if you aren't trying to load or unload yourself that is why you want to be over there under the pine trees in the shade!