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churly

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Well, to start with before this weekend I have never seen anything I was convinced was a UFO, Ghost, or anything else, and I have spent many hours outdoors in the boonies!

Saturday night after a long day of hunting, the landowner and 3 of my co-leasers were sitting around the fire sipping beverages and trading stories. One of buddies said, "hey someone's comming up the mountain!!". This is impossible because we have a huge gate on the other end of the road at the bottom of the mountain. Well we all ran to where we could see down the road, and sure enough there was a blueish/purple irridescent light comming up the mountain moving very low to the ground and very irradically. At first we thought it may be a flashlight of a lost hunter or tresspasser. We started yelling and asking for them to come up the hill, well it just started acting weird and moving all over the place and i had a funny feeling this was not anything human, it never made a sound. Needless to say I had a round in the chamber and was ready to deal with whatever was coming up. Before long that light started bouncing up the hill at a very high rate of speed right at us and my heart was thumping! I was actually looking at this "thing" through the crosshairs, when it got about 20 yards away I saw that it was a dog, so I whistled and it came right to me. It had one of those radio tracking collar with a new feature I have never seen; a light that was supposed to keep cars from hitting the dogs. Well she was a fat beautiful walker hound with an ID collar and number. We called the owners who were some coon hunters, looking for a lost dog. I sure was glad to return her to her owners as she was grand night champ. bloodline and worth alot of $$$. I would have felt awful if i had shot someone's dog, as I am a dog lover! My buddies are not letting me live this one down as I was the first to grab a gun and I was freaking out! Until I saw that it was a dog, that was the strangest thing I had ever seen in the woods!! Sorry for the long post.
 
Churly, when I started reading this story I figured you was about to the bottom of a huge jug of firewater and was seeing all kinds of things in the woods. Glad it was a dog for your sake and the dog's. You can't be too careful in the woods since all kinds of buggers are always preying on hunters gathered around camp fires.
 
emoLaugh From what I saw up there they were doing that as well.....They all had hang overs when I showed up a couple weekends ago in the morning to hunt with them. You had better watch ol' Churly. He is about as sneakly as they come when it comes to doing you the "Gotcha!". He got me and he claims he didn't mean to. He had killed that doe while I was with them and asked if I knew how to quarter a deer for processing. I was raised with a gun in one hand and a knife to clean with in the other so I told him,"Heck yea." He asked if I would do the honors and since I was up there as a non paying hunter I figured it was the least I could do.emoBigsmile They had set the cleaning area up off to the side of the camp and had a tree all set up with the rope and all. Well right next to the rope was this green cloth that was wet and looked to be a rag that was used to clean up with and I thought that is nice since you always get bloodie and need a rag to wipe off the tools.emoThumbsup I no sooner picked it up and had it in my hand that Churly states,"Aaaa...you might want to put that down....I used it to clean myself up the other day when I did not have any paper." AHHHHHH!!!!emoVomit What the heck, why would a person put their deer cleaning area next to their potty area for is beyond me! Like I said, better watch him.emoCrazy Jmax
 
Fine tale, Churly! Halfway through I wanted some of what you were on! </p>

I would have had the gun ready, too...glad you held off and all ended well.</p>
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Good HEAVENS. TMI!!!! I would venture a guess JMax dropped that rag faster than a hot potato.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ... I did however T Ruly believe you were looking at a UFO ... too bad it was a dog. But so glad you didn't shoot it.

TT
 
<font color="#ff0033">Churly,  I was reading this post very carefully and expecting something weird...sure enough I thought you really shouldn't be drinking that stuff at all.....Jmax, that is too funny...he gotcha good....hahahaha</font>
 
Jmax - 12/4/2007 12:23 PM

emoLaugh From what I saw up there they were doing that as well.....They all had hang overs when I showed up a couple weekends ago in the morning to hunt with them. You had better watch ol' Churly. He is about as sneakly as they come when it comes to doing you the "Gotcha!". He got me and he claims he didn't mean to. He had killed that doe while I was with them and asked if I knew how to quarter a deer for processing. I was raised with a gun in one hand and a knife to clean with in the other so I told him,"Heck yea." He asked if I would do the honors and since I was up there as a non paying hunter I figured it was the least I could do.emoBigsmile They had set the cleaning area up off to the side of the camp and had a tree all set up with the rope and all. Well right next to the rope was this green cloth that was wet and looked to be a rag that was used to clean up with and I thought that is nice since you always get bloodie and need a rag to wipe off the tools.emoThumbsup I no sooner picked it up and had it in my hand that Churly states,"Aaaa...you might want to put that down....I used it to clean myself up the other day when I did not have any paper." AHHHHHH!!!!emoVomit What the heck, why would a person put their deer cleaning area next to their potty area for is beyond me! Like I said, better watch him.emoCrazy Jmax


emoLaugh emoLaugh
Well,

#1 Gerald Dean Prepared the cleaning area for us and he was unaware that was my special area of the hill.
#2 I had my head down dragging the deer so i did not realize until Jmax was holding my wipe!remoLaugh
#3 I'd love to get drunk one day at the deer camp but i am always in charge of guest services and UFO defense!
 
emoUpsmile UFO defense! Now that's funny, leave it up to Churly to be in charge of UFO defense.emoGoofy Jmax
 
"What happens in deer camp, is supposed to stay in deer camp."

This year has been slow as far as horns go, but not lacking in memories!!!!!
Thats why I go every weekend!
 
TennesseeTalker - 12/4/2007 1:13 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Good HEAVENS. TMI!!!! I would venture a guess JMax dropped that rag faster than a hot potato.







Nope, he used it to wipe the sweat off his brow as he said "HUH?!"emoTongue
JUST KIDDING!
 
Now that was a tale woth savoring over the fire as I know it will be for many years to come! Looks like you got Jmax pretty good. Too bad he had already "wiped the sweat off his brow" before you caught him! 
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 That was hilarious!  Sorry Jmax, but that was too much!
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