An attorney found himself sitting next to a gorgeous blonde on an international flight. He was bored after 2 hours of flying and also wanted to impress her with how intelligent he really was. He proposed a wager. Each one would pose a question to the other. If the question was unanswered or answered incorrectly, the person would pay the other $5.00. A time limit of one hour was imposed to answer the question.
The blonde declined saying that the attorney was obviously more educated than she and it would be an unfair contest. The attorney agreed and boastfully proposed that he pay $500 for an incorrect answer while she only had to pay $5. She would be allowed to ask the 1st question. With those odds, she agreed to participate.
Her question was, "What has 44 legs, a green head with a blue body, and eats bats exclusively?" He was stunned, but being the clever fella that he was, used the air phone to call his staff at his legal firm. They researched the issue for him at the Natural History Museum and the University, and on the internet. When no answered could be found after one hour, he gave her 5 crisp $100 bills saying, "I give up, you win."
He then asked her, So what is the answer to your question?" She reached into her purse, gave him a crumpled $5 bill and said, "I don't know either."
The blonde declined saying that the attorney was obviously more educated than she and it would be an unfair contest. The attorney agreed and boastfully proposed that he pay $500 for an incorrect answer while she only had to pay $5. She would be allowed to ask the 1st question. With those odds, she agreed to participate.
Her question was, "What has 44 legs, a green head with a blue body, and eats bats exclusively?" He was stunned, but being the clever fella that he was, used the air phone to call his staff at his legal firm. They researched the issue for him at the Natural History Museum and the University, and on the internet. When no answered could be found after one hour, he gave her 5 crisp $100 bills saying, "I give up, you win."
He then asked her, So what is the answer to your question?" She reached into her purse, gave him a crumpled $5 bill and said, "I don't know either."
