Bras

[Guest]

A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's
In New York City.

He tells the sales lady, 'I would like a Southern
Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B.'

With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, 'What
Kind of bra?'

He repeats, 'A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to
Tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that
You would know what she wanted.'

'Oh, yes, now I understand,' says the sales lady.

'We don't get as many requests for them as we used
To. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the
Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.'

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, 'So,
What are the differences?'

The sales lady responds, 'It's really quite simple.
The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra
Lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them
Staunch and upright.'

He muses on that information for a minute and says,
'Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Southern
Baptist bra do?'

'Ah,' she replied, 'the Southern Baptist bra makes
Mountains out of molehills.'

 

[bent rod]

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