A woman, married three times, walked into a
bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk
that she was looking for a wedding gown for
her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk,
"exactly what type and color are you looking
for?"
The bride to be said: "A long frilly white
dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said,
"Please don't take this the wrong way, but
gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married
the first time - for those who are a bit more
innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps
ivory or sky blue would be nice ?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved
at the
clerk's directness, "I can assure you
that a white gown would be quite appropriate.
Believe it or not, despite all my marriages,
I remain as innocent as a first time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited
about our wedding, he died as we were
checking into our hotel. My second husband
and I got into such a terrible fight in the
limo on our way to our honeymoon that we
had that wedding annulled immediately and
never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the
sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman,
"and every night for four years, he just sat
on the edge of the bed and told me how good
it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.
emoLaugh Jmax
bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk
that she was looking for a wedding gown for
her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk,
"exactly what type and color are you looking
for?"
The bride to be said: "A long frilly white
dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said,
"Please don't take this the wrong way, but
gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married
the first time - for those who are a bit more
innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps
ivory or sky blue would be nice ?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved
at the
clerk's directness, "I can assure you
that a white gown would be quite appropriate.
Believe it or not, despite all my marriages,
I remain as innocent as a first time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited
about our wedding, he died as we were
checking into our hotel. My second husband
and I got into such a terrible fight in the
limo on our way to our honeymoon that we
had that wedding annulled immediately and
never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the
sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman,
"and every night for four years, he just sat
on the edge of the bed and told me how good
it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.
emoLaugh Jmax
