cake or bed?

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> >
> > CAKE OR BED
> >
> > A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> > FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
> >
> > HONEY,
> > COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> > IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
> >
> > HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> > FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> > GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> > I DON'T THINK SO.
> >
> > FINE,
> >
> > THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> > WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> > IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
> >
> > TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> > FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> > WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> > I DON'T THINK SO
> >
> > FINE, SHE SAYS
> > THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> > TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> > THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
> >
> > I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> > WANT TO FIX STEPS
> > HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> > ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> > I DON'T THINK SO
> > I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> > I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
> >
> > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> > COUPLE OF HOURS....... ......... ......... ......
> >
> > HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> > HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> > TO GO HOME
> >
> > AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> > THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
> >
> > AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> > HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
> >
> > AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> > THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
> >
> > HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> > SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> > OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
> >
> > JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> > WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
> >
> > HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> > ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
> >
> > HE SAID,
> > SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
> >
> > SHE REPLIED,
> > HELLOOOOO..
> > DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> > ON MY FOREHEAD?
> > I DON'T THINK SO!
> >
> >

 

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