Chuckle of the day.

[Jmax]

A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened!

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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?

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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "

 

[Strato-G]

Makes my day...hope ur doing well............... emoGeezer emoUSA

 

[Nauticman]

Good ones!

 

[Dgreen]

I hate to say it but women do have wives now. I bet that's a pleasant life! Someone should do a study to see how much shorter a lesbian woman's life expectancy is. emoVomit

 

[WaterChap]

Well, considering that we live longer when we’re married (to a woman) than when we’re not, I’m bettering lesbians beat us all in life expectancy.

Edit: I spoke too soon! Apparently they don’t.

 

[Jmax]

O.K. guys call me dumb but I don't have any knowledge of this kind of stuff. However, I am curious and know none to ask. In the case of two ladies married, is there a wife and husband figure in that relationship? Or is their two wives? I am lost! emoDoh

A good friend of mine in Hot Springs told me two gals live above him and he hears them at night.(Fill in the missing) He told me both are really good looking and he tried to convince them he was a lesbian too and wanted to join them. emoLaugh That boy is a nut! emoBigsmile Jmax