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As a word of warning to all of my CFF'ers, a few of my "pointers" for bass fishing the Chick in the month of March may appear in the March issue of Tennessee Sportsman mag.

Are you done laughing yet?

No?

How 'bout now?




Now?
Dammit.


Stop for a minute and allow me to explain. Our dear RSIMMS passed along my phone number to the writer of the article and he called me Sunday evening on the way home from the CBA weigh-in. He said that since I'd spent my 36 years on this planet considering the Chick my home lake, that I was qualified. I got a chuckle thinking about the 100 some-odd anglers I'd just parted ways with at the weigh-in and told him if he'd have called me about two hours earlier, that I could have just passed my phone around the parking lot to a group of anglers that are FAR more qualified than me to actually help pen an article on bass fishing on the Chick.


Take another few minutes to laugh (I'm still laughing myself) ...

Can we get on with this?
Thank you.

So anyway ... after some coaxing, I told him what I (me, Rob, RangerRob, a$$hole Rob - whatever you call me) would do if I were out there in March. It usually works, so I at least wasn't lying. At this point I can only hope that more "experts" were interviewed for the article. He did ask about Dixie Jig Works, so I'll get a minor plug for that (he also asked specifically what crankbait rods I used, so John Miles also got a plug) and it's appreciated.

You've been warned. Go ahead and rib-away now because if I catch any crap from you guys come March, I'll copy and paste this thread to the reply and remind you all that you had your shot several months ahead of time. ;) And to Mr Simms ... I owe you a swift kick to the tail! emoLaugh emoLaugh



Save your issue though when it comes out ... I'll autograph it! emoCool
 
That is awesome Rob!
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  I will have to find a copy of that for a signature for sure!!!
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But I do have one question though....are you as famous as these 2 yahoos below??
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http://www.chattanoogafishingforum.com/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=12972&posts=13</p>
 
I can see it now
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 <u>"Fishing The Chick" Rob "Rangerman" Bartlett</u></p>

Well, I know nothing at all except that Fat Albert loves me and I want to take him fishing". Oh, Please visit Chattanooga Fishing Forum if you need to know something and <u>please</u> buy my Spinnerbaits!
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Hehehehe...Just kidding man!
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 Congrats bud. Cant wait to see the article!
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MB - if you only had any idea how comical I find this. I'm honored, but it's comical nonetheless. Of course, I have to find humor in everything.

Spur - those yahoos will never be topped. Minner is the last Aubie to make a cover since Bo Jackson and Brandon is one of those boy band, teenie booper, heart throbs, so he was a natural. emoPoke
 
BBass - 11/13/2007 8:54 PM

I can see it now
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 <u>"Fishing The Chick" Rob "Rangerman" Bartlett</u></p>

Well, I know nothing at all except that Fat Albert loves me and I want to take him fishing". Oh, Please visit Chattanooga Fishing Forum if you need to know something and <u>please</u> buy my Spinnerbaits!
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Hehehehe...Just kidding man!
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 Congrats bud. Cant wait to see the article!
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Ooooh, that WAS good Billy!
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RangerRob - 11/13/2007 8:59 PM MB - if you only had any idea how comical I find this. I'm honored, but it's comical nonetheless. Of course, I have to find humor in everything. Spur - those yahoos will never be topped. Minner is the last Aubie to make a cover since Bo Jackson <font color="#ff0000">and Brandon is one of those </font><font color="#ff0000">boy band, teenie booper, heart throbs, so he was a natural</font>. emoPoke
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 .....I just spit sweet-tea all over my key-board!
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Atta boy, Rob!! I bet you told him throw a jig, or a jig, or a JIG!!!emoGoofy

I expect an autographed article!
 
<font color="#ff0033">Holy Cow !!! I am underwhelmed, <font color="#ff0033">empressive to say the least...I will look feverously to find a copy of this thang....Now, I guess I will have to beg to get a fishin trip out him.....  and I find no humor in this post.....J/K,  you done good, Richard....and Rob I hope you did not sound like a gubber on the phone..... congrats,   FA
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Rob you better pray to the god of skinny punks, because I know where you live and I know where you sleep, and well, you know the rest, if you are as big of a Tommy Boy fan as I am.</p>

You are a 1st class Royal Jerk Rob, and nobody is better deserved to recieve a shameless plug for his little bait company than you.  </p>

Anyways, I know you are proud and happy, now you and Jmax are in the same category, Congrats!
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I got dibs on an autographed copy!!

I hope you didn't tel them about the "Donkey Slough" in March!!! HAHAHAHAHA!emoLaugh

Looking forward to the article!
 
Good job RR and just think.... You will have to remember all us little guys when you hit the big time in lure making!  (Got to get my note pad out to get RR's autograph...) 
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RangerRob - 11/13/2007 7:59 PM

Spur - those yahoos will never be topped. Minner is the last Aubie to make a cover since Bo Jackson and Brandon is one of those boy band, teenie booper, heart throbs, so he was a natural. emoPoke
All right now, ;) I take that remark personal, but it's prbably true. Pssssst, we got this week off to get ready for yall. Silly Bammers.emoPoke
 
I plan on having diahrea that day so I will have something to wipe with.I am proud of ya man ,thats cool!
 
What !!! emoGoofy no Plug for your ol buddy NRG and River Geek Baits .. shame on you emoTskTsk emoTskTsk emoTskTsk emoTskTsk emoBadLanguage emoCrazy emoGoofy ... my family are just skin and bones all of us .. you know we need to eat too emoHungry

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