EricM
Well-known member
Like Aesop's Fables and Grimm's Fairy tales, this one is well worth repeating (so remember, the moral of the story is.......)
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted women and hunted
and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his
age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan's and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and boat and golf clubs
and ate spam and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got
cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he
was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted women and hunted
and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his
age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan's and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and boat and golf clubs
and ate spam and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got
cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he
was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
