True Fishing Buddies
A guy brings his best fishing buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of fishing.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a damn mess and the dishes are still in the sink.
I’m completely exhausted!
I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Can't you see I'm still in my damn pajamas?
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid butthole!?"
"Because ... he’s thinking of getting married...wanted him to get an idea of what he was getting into.
emoLaugh Jmax
A guy brings his best fishing buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of fishing.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a damn mess and the dishes are still in the sink.
I’m completely exhausted!
I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Can't you see I'm still in my damn pajamas?
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid butthole!?"
"Because ... he’s thinking of getting married...wanted him to get an idea of what he was getting into.
emoLaugh Jmax
