Fat Albert
Well-known member
><font size="3"> With age comes wisdom.
>
> A guy is 72years old and
> loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day
> when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He
> looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he
> was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick
> me up."
>
> He looked in the water and
> there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said,
> "Are you talking to me?"
>
> The frog said, "Yes,
> I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and
> I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever
> seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious
> and jealous because I will be your bride!"
>
> The man looked at the frog
> for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and
> placed it in his front breast pocket.
>
> Then the frog said,
> "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
> I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
>
> He opened his pocket,
> looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd
> rather have a talking frog."
>
>
> With age comes wisdom.
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>
> A guy is 72years old and
> loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day
> when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He
> looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he
> was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick
> me up."
>
> He looked in the water and
> there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said,
> "Are you talking to me?"
>
> The frog said, "Yes,
> I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and
> I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever
> seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious
> and jealous because I will be your bride!"
>
> The man looked at the frog
> for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and
> placed it in his front breast pocket.
>
> Then the frog said,
> "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
> I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
>
> He opened his pocket,
> looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd
> rather have a talking frog."
>
>
> With age comes wisdom.
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