for all us Senior folks

[Fat Albert]

<div class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#000080" size="4"><span style="font-size: 16pt">For all of us who are seniors- for all of you who know seniors- and for all of you who will be seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!
And, speaking of senior moments:

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until <u><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold">tomorrow</span></font></u>, on <u><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-style: italic">SUNDAY</span></font></u>".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, </span></font></div><div class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><font color="#000080"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: 16pt">"Well, crap ... so that's why no one was at church today".</span></font> </font></font></div><div><font size="4"><font color="#000080"><font color="#000080" size="4" /></font></font></div><div><font color="#000080" size="4" /></div><div><font color="#000080" size="4" /></div><div><font color="#000080" size="4" /></div><div><font color="#000080" size="4" /></div><div><font size="4"><font color="#000080"><font color="#000080" size="4" /></font></font></div><div><font size="4"><font color="#000080"><font color="#000080" size="4" /></font></font></div><div><font size="4"><font color="#000080"><font color="#000080" size="4" /></font></font></div>

 

[drumking]

Good one, Al. emoBigsmile emoGeezer

 

[Guest]

Good one Al, are you quoting from experience?

 

[yellburt]

I feel you brother.

 

[Guest]

LOL you ole fellers crack some pretty good jokes.And blue is easier on the eyes FA emoPoke lol