For those of us reaching a certian age

[EricM]

New Medicare Program



You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is
no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you
will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating,
air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a
new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often
as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same
government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go
into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at
it. But only 4 so you'll have to be choosy.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay
any income taxes anymore, but you can still vote.

Is this a great country or what? "

 

[Labman]

Sounds like a plan!! Wish it was available several years ago. Could add a double indemnity clause where you get to shoot 8 politicians if you wait until age 70. Might also mention the "illegal immigrants" who get all of the above and don't even have to go to prison. What is it that politicians don't understand about "illegal?

Labman

 

[Rollcast]

There was a news blurb about a guy who was in prison and was suing for a sex change operation. Claimed he was a woman trapped in a man's body.

 

[Strato-G]

EricM - 10/10/2012 12:56 PM

New Medicare Program



You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is
no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you
will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating,
air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a
new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often
as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same
government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go
into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at
it. But only 4 so you'll have to be choosy.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay
any income taxes anymore, but you can still vote.

Is this a great country or what? "

Ad the latest, if you do not like your orlginal status as male or female they will give you a SEX change, no charge of course.......... emoGeezer emoUSA