Fat Albert
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<font color="#ff0066">An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in the American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies,etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.</font></p>
<font color="#ff0066">Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed. "Abdul, you son of a ugly camel, where my water?" demanded the diplomat.</font></p>
<font color="#ff0066">"A thougsand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "A man is sitting on the well!!!!"</font></p>
<font color="#ff0066">Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed. "Abdul, you son of a ugly camel, where my water?" demanded the diplomat.</font></p>
<font color="#ff0066">"A thougsand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "A man is sitting on the well!!!!"</font></p>
