funny for the day

[Fat Albert]

<hr /><div align="center"><table class="MsoNormalTable" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right: 0.75pt; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; width: 100%; padding-top: 0.75pt" valign="top"><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000ff"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that the wind wouldn't blow it away in the wind.</span></font></font><font size="4"></font><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial">
</span></font><font size="4"></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000ff"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: blue; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">
<font size="4">A gentleman approached her & said, 'Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?'</font></span></font><font size="4"></font><font size="4"></font><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial">
</span></font><font size="4"></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000ff"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: blue; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">
<font size="4">' Yes, I know, ' said the lady. ' But I need my hands to hold onto my hat.'</font></span></font><font size="4"></font><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial">
</span></font><font size="4"></font><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: blue; font-style: italic; font-family: Arial">
<font size="4">' But madam, he said, ' you must know that you're derriere is exposed! '</font></span></font><font size="4"></font><font size="4"></font><font face="Arial">
</font><font size="4"></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000ff"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: blue; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">
<font size="4">The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said,'Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat!'</font></span></font></p></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div>

 

[Shark]

Oh, MY EYES, my pore eyes are burning!!!!!!!!

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Great Joke emoUpsmile

 

[Fishin Fool]

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[drumking]

This reminds me of a scene from the movie "Something's Gotta Give." emoBigsmile emoGeezer

 

[ukfod1]

funny

 

[blazer]

funny fa.

 

[bent rod]

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