Fat Albert
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<div align="center"><table class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in" valign="top"><table class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in" valign="top"><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt"><div><div><div><div><p class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><font color="#0032e6" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="color: #0032e6; font-size: 18pt">An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that the</span></font><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt"><font color="#0032e6"><span style="color: #0032e6">wind wouldn't blow it away.</span></font><font color="#0032e6"><span style="color: #0032e6">A gentleman approached her & said, "Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my hat." "But madam," he said, "you must know that you're derriere is exposed!"</span></font><font color="#0032e6"><span style="color: #0032e6">The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat!"</span></font></span></font> </p></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="padding-bottom: 1.5pt; padding-left: 1.5pt; width: 100%; padding-right: 1.5pt; padding-top: 1.5pt"><table class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="412"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; width: 100%; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in"><div><div><div><div><div><p class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: 12pt">
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