Fat Albert
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<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in the American foods (French fried, cheeses, salami,etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.</font></p>
<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??" demanded the diplomat.</font></p>
<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "A man is sitting on the well!!!"</font></p>
<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??" demanded the diplomat.</font></p>
<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "A man is sitting on the well!!!"</font></p>
