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Fat Albert

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<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty darn good </font><font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daugher.</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">We drank a bit (well, more than a bit), we had a snugglgle, and she asked me if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double." "What's that?" I asked.</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said, as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS">We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. We walked in and she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "MOM, YOU STILL AWAKE??????"</font></p>
 
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