Fat Albert
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Cup of Tea.
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.</span>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">I was maybe 2 ½ years old.</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt"> </span></p>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt" /><span style="color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt"> </span></p>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt" /><span style="color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">
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</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure</span>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she</span>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">watches him drink it up.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 10pt"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">Then she says, (as only a mother</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 13.5pt">would)</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 13.5pt">'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach water is the toilet?</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt"> </span></p>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.</span>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">I was maybe 2 ½ years old.</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt"> </span></p>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt" /><span style="color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt"> </span></p>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt" /><span style="color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure</span>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she</span>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">watches him drink it up.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 10pt"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 10pt">Then she says, (as only a mother</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 13.5pt">would)</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #00407f; font-size: 13.5pt">'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach water is the toilet?</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt"> </span></p>
