Fat Albert
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<div><div id="ecxyiv751600102yiv520135121AOLMsgPart_2_aaa0fa88-e009-46eb-baa2-daa1d198a94d"><div><div id="ecxyiv751600102yiv520135121AOLMsgPart_2_c24bc516-b20d-4505-a444-be578a021860"><blockquote style="margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt"><div><table class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in" valign="top"><blockquote style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: #1010ff 1pt solid; padding-bottom: 0in; margin-top: 5pt; padding-left: 3pt; padding-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 2.5pt; border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none; padding-top: 0in"><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 14pt">WHY I'M DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your a**es and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a**es, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your a**es, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......</span><span style="font-size: 10pt"> </span></font></font></p></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div></blockquote></div></div></div></div><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="2" /></p>
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your a**es and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a**es, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your a**es, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......</span><span style="font-size: 10pt"> </span></font></font></p></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div></blockquote></div></div></div></div><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="2" /></p>
