Fat Albert
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<font color="#010101" size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camp</font><font size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">ing in the desert. After they got their
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
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<font size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Rang</font></span><span style="color: black; font-size: 18pt"><font size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">er</font></span><span style="color: #010101; font-size: 18pt"><font size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand"> and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
Towards sky, what you see? '
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<font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="3">'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
</font></font><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="3">'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What<font color="#000000"> trying to</font></font></font><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="3"><span style="color: #010101"> tell you, Tonto?'
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</font><font size="2"><span style="color: #010101; font-size: 24pt">'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent.'</span></font></font></span>
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
</font><span style="color: #010101; font-size: 18pt">
<font size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Rang</font></span><span style="color: black; font-size: 18pt"><font size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand">er</font></span><span style="color: #010101; font-size: 18pt"><font size="3" face="comic sans ms,sand"> and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
Towards sky, what you see? '
</font></span><span style="color: #010101; font-size: 18pt">
<font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="3">'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
</font></font><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="3">'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What<font color="#000000"> trying to</font></font></font><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="3"><span style="color: #010101"> tell you, Tonto?'
</span>
</font><font size="2"><span style="color: #010101; font-size: 24pt">'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent.'</span></font></font></span>
