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[Fat Albert]

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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000099; font-size: 10pt"><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Golfer Kills Wife Accidentally . . .

</font></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Verne was teeing off from the men's tee.</font></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt">
<font size="3"></font></span><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.</font></span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt">
</span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly.</font></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3" /></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.</font></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt">
</span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Coroner: "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"</font></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt">
<font size="3"></font></span><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct."</font></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3" /></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her butt."</font></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3" /></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Verne: "Was it a Titleist 3?"</font></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt">
</span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: tahoma, new york, times, serif"><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Coroner: "Yes, it was."</font></span><span style="font-size: 9pt"><font size="3">Verne: "That was my mulligan."</font></span></div></div></div></div></div></div>

 

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