Fat Albert
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<font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="4">A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather</font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black">
</span></font><font color="#000000" size="4"><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir , but may I have some of that
straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think
the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a b***h!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font>
</font>
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather</font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black">
</span></font><font color="#000000" size="4"><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir , but may I have some of that
straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think
the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a b***h!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="color: black" /></font>
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