Triton Trent
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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:" Sehr
angenehml Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.
This means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have taken a dump in it."
The man shouted back: I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.
The rancher replied: "Use both hands".
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:" Sehr
angenehml Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.
This means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have taken a dump in it."
The man shouted back: I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.
The rancher replied: "Use both hands".
