Further adventures of why and when 4/10/06 Chickamauga

[whenwegoin]

It was a nice relaxing evening on the lake. We fished from about 9:15 to 11:15 last night. The water was up quite a bit from our last adventure. We did have to break out the gray poupon. We were targeting the more sophisticated bass. And as you can see in the pic, we also had to play the part. It worked.

The total was 30 bass - 1 smallmouth, a few spot (didn't keep accurate count) and largemouth. Why also caught one big ole crappie.

JIGS.JIGS.JIGS.JIGS. AND CORNDOGS.

 

[TennesseeTalker]

When .. do you sit on THAT bench when you fish???? You sure look comfy!

Nice Bass ... ppppppffffffffffff ... corn dogs!?! When - you have got to quit makin' up fish tales.

TT

 

[TennesseeTalker]

By the way ... forgot to ask you ... has the crime lab returned your "finger printing" results????????????????????

Cuz I'm sure they aren't mine and you owe me ... you know the pennance thing. I'm thinking I might find that bench comfy to fish from too!



TT

 

[whenwegoin]

TT, I get sort of tired after about the 20th one of those fish. So the bench kind of helps me with my stamina to stay out there for 2 solid hours.

 

[whywecatchsomany]

Actually we are pretty winded from the 2 minute commute over there, so we need breaks often.

 

[TennesseeTalker]

whywecatchsomany - 4/11/2006 8:45 AM

Actually we are pretty winded from the 2 minute commute over there, so we need breaks often.

hmmm .. what subdivision did you say you lived in?

 

[whywecatchsomany]

We both live in Signal Mtn Cove.

 

[TennesseeTalker]

Signal Mountain Cove ... is that on Signal Mountain???? Now I'm really confused!!! Is this another corn dog type tale???

TT

 

[whenwegoin]

Yea, that's the one. We ride the Incline to and fro our fishin hole.

 

[jon the fisherman]

What kind of bass do you catch if you use catsup on the corndog?emoScratch

 

[TennesseeTalker]

whenwegoin - 4/11/2006 8:55 AM

Yea, that's the one. We ride the Incline to and fro our fishin hole.

Dang ... I need to get a seamstress to tailor my jeans .. my left leg is about 4 inches longer than my right!!!! FROM YOU PULLING IT!

I have it under good authority that the information you supplied is false. Now I don't know what the penalty is for posting fraudulent information on the CFF .. but if you do it on your tax returns it's quite costly.

Come clean or I'm going to have to squeal on you!!!!

TT

 

[whywecatchsomany]

OK,OK, you caught me. WHEN put me up to it I swear. We live somewhere between... gotta go, here comes my boss.

 

[TennesseeTalker]

whywecatchsomany - 4/11/2006 9:04 AM

OK,OK, you caught me. WHEN put me up to it I swear. We live somewhere between... gotta go, here comes my boss.

ah ha!!! When and Why ... your names both start with the same letter as Weasel!!!

I knew you were telling fish tales ... now is there anything else you feel you need to confess to?

TT

 

[carolf29]

Hey guys.... sorry but if you are riding the incline to and fro to your secret hole..... you ain't on signal mtn... that is lookout

 

[TennesseeTalker]

carolf29 - 4/11/2006 9:09 AM

Hey guys.... sorry but if you are riding the incline to and fro to your secret hole..... you ain't on signal mtn... that is lookout

THAT's RIGHT Carolf29!!! I didn't think of that .. more absolute proof this is a fish tale. I'm building evidence that there is something very fishy (no pun intended) going on with this location!!!!

OH what WICKED webs we weave ... when we plan to DECEIVE!

TT

 

[whywecatchsomany]

Now wait a dang minute. The ONLY tale that is remotely suspect is the one about where we live. The rest of it is T Rue. And by the way, there is an incline on Signal Moutain too, would you not agree?

 

[TennesseeTalker]

hmmm It's true Signal has an incline ... BUT NOT ONE YOU CAN RIDE!!!!

As for the rest of your story Why ... and your buddy When's ... one little fib can lead to another. I think you need to take me fishing so I can confirm you aren't full of corn dogs!!!


TT

 

[whenwegoin]

No, no, no. I meant to say I was "inclined" in Why's Explorer on the way to the secret hole because I knew I would need the rest.

I use ketchup on my corn dogs when the crawdads are red. You need to match the hatch. Make sense?

 

[jon the fisherman]

I get it, but what about mayo(sic)?

 

[TennesseeTalker]

whenwegoin - 4/11/2006 9:53 AM

No, no, no. I meant to say I was "inclined" in Why's Explorer on the way to the secret hole because I knew I would need the rest.

This is what you do to me ... Hope you are HAPPY!