Fat Albert
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<font color="#6600ff">A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.</font></p>
<font color="#6600ff">However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.</font></p>
<font color="#6600ff">Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.</font></p>
<font color="#6600ff">Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off.</font></p>
<font color="#6600ff">Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence: "Get Well quick....from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
</font></p>
<font color="#6600ff">However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.</font></p>
<font color="#6600ff">Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.</font></p>
<font color="#6600ff">Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off.</font></p>
<font color="#6600ff">Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence: "Get Well quick....from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
