Great Quotes ... my how times have changed!?

[elwestb]

How's this for intelligence?


Great Orators

"One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." - Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - John F. Kennedy



And, from today's geniuses ' ...

"It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' - Bill Clinton

"That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." - Jesse Jackson

"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." - John Edwards

"I invented the Internet." - Al Gore

"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." - Joe Biden

" America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary." - Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)

And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron":

"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)


HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE - TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?


''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.''
- John Wayne

 

[Bprice]

Samuel Adams has some of my favorite quotes:

“The Constitution shall never be construed... to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.”

“We have this day restored the Sovereign to Whom all men ought to be obedient. He reigns in heaven and from the rising to the setting of the sun, let His kingdom come.”

 

[SpurHunter]

Great qoutes right there.

 

[JDK]

what no quotes from the great earl westbrook on the list???

 

[swamp]

You can quote me on this one "A friend in need gets the worm"
I think I got a couple of old ones mixed together,but you get the point

 

[elwestb]

JDK - 8/31/2010 5:02 PM

what no quotes from the great earl westbrook on the list???

... Josh, I did have some but they couldn't be posted on here!

 

[Eyeman2]

"When the masses realize they can vote themselves something for free, they'll do it everytime." Democratcs, Unions & all people on government assistance. 2008.

 

[Guest]

Eyeman2 - 8/31/2010 9:24 PM

"When the masses realize they can vote themselves something for free, they'll do it everytime." Democratcs, Unions & all people on government assistance. 2008.

Sad thing is Eyeman that in 2008 even a bunch of Republicans fell for the left lie. I reckon they figured they might as well join in the free living too.

 

[Eyeman2]

Nope, those poeple mentioned above, vote Obama into office. Hope we can make it until some NEW, not Dem/Repub, get our country back to where we an call ourselves Americans once again.

 

[Eyeman2]

In wine there is Wisdom,
In beer there is Freedom,
In water there is bacteria,

Better to talk stupid, than drink water and be full of s...

 

[digitalcb]

"Thou goest to women, do not forget thy whip."

Frederich Nietzsche:

 

[Liveliner]

"The early worm gets eaten by the bird."

 

[Eyeman2]

The second mouse gets the cheese. Old dogs gum.A hair lip cat sounds French. A fish outta water is good eatin'. A farmer is a man outstanding in his field. someitmes the squeaky wheel falls off. Wefare recipients take graft. not all liars are politicians, some are fishermen. and on and on and on