...get a really highly pitched cedar box turkey call, a 12 gauge shotgun, pump or automatic, preferably with a least a modified choke,... full choke is better,{you don't want that thing to spray all over the house} loaded with 8 1/2 to 9 bird shot, low brass field loads are fine. Get your black light from the garage or out of the boat and hook it up to one of your trolling motor batteries, and a big jar of Peter Pan Crunchy. You absolutely must have chunky! Set this all up between the dining room and the kitchen area. Shower first, before dark, with no soap and rinse with Arm and Hammer baking soda to eliminate all human odor and smells. {You want the peanut butter aroma to waft through the entire house.} You might want to put out a lid full of Kendall Jackson red, just to beef up your chances. Either dress in Real Tree "Rat Kill" or just get some black pants and a black {preferably hooded sweat shirt}. Don't forget to use your darkest camo make up on your face! You want to look like a Ninja! Turn on some Barry White music to set the mood for the little devils. If your not comfortable with the cedar box call , you can get an electronic call in CD format to play. Screech it, schreel it, ...and pause ...pause... {just like a jerk bait}... repeat...and wait! Set back and relax...and...yes... wait... you can have a glass of Kendall Jackson while you wait, and maybe another... or two! Have a tape measure and camera handy for Boone & Crocket possibilities! Enjoy the hunt! I can recommend a taxidermist to if you need, if you get a trophy, but he doesn't do piece work! Be careful! I've done this several times and I can first off testify, that it's best to notify your "Neighbor Hood Watch" of the possible of blast sounds just in case! But it's not like the "John Law" is going to show up or anything, my gosh they don't show up after a 911 call! It's just for the neighbors for sake!