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A red neck in Alabama was driving down a deserted road one day and he saw a car that was broken down and a fellow with a gas can was tring to flag down traffic, he pulls over and he finds out that the fellow is a Baptist preacher and he has run out of gas, he tells him to get in and he would drop him off at a filling station to get some gas, they go about a mile and the red neck sees a hippie hitch hiker with rings in his nose, long hair in a pony tail, tattoes all over and he secretly hates hippies and he has always tried to run them over in the past but he thinks to himself that he can't run over this hippie with the Baptist preacher in his car, so he says to himself that he will just close his eyes and vere to the right and if he runs over the hippie, it will be a mistake and the Baptist preacher won't say anything. He closes his eyes and veeres his truck toward the hippie and all of a sudden he hears this awful sound and he opens his eyes and says to the Baptist preacher, "I didn't hit the hippie did I preacher?" The preacher say "No, but I got him with the gas can"