How to install a home security system

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<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).

2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of<u>Gun and Ammo</u>magazine.

3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a handwritten note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba! Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me went for more ammo....be back in about 1 hour.Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messedhim up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from allthe blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house. Just wait outside til weget back.

Cooter</span></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table>

 

[ashtrey]

Thats funny emoScratch but dang you are killing my business!!! emoPoke

 

[yellburt]

good one doc.

 

[ukfod1]

I should try that emoEnforce

 

[ditchdoc666]

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