bent rod
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<font size="2"><p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black">
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which
she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"></span></p><div style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"></span></p></div></font>
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which
she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"></span></p><div style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"></span></p></div></font>
