I want an illigitimate baby so I'll look good in my wedding dress

[digitalcb]

I have the wedding invitation. The baby will be ten months old by the time the parents are married.</p>

The baby-momma turned down the offer of immediate marriage because she wanted to look good for the wedding and be able to enjoy the honeymoon.</p>

She already has a four-year-old. I don't know if that one is legitimate or whether she enjoyed that honeymoon too. emoBang emoHeart emoHoppingmad emoScratch</p>

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[dragfish]

Maybe they were accidental pregnancies. A girl like that probably just has a hard time keeping her diaphram from falling out.

 

[bricknbass]

Lmfao seen that episode several times with friend tell him to run because it will be over before the honeymoon. But don't forget the child support!!!!!!!!!

 

[spnplgr]

Better mount that diaphram with long screws. Just to be sure, they should be stainless steel.

 

[gonebankfishing]

I heard that!