Fat Albert
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0pt; background: white; margin-left: 3.75pt; margin-right: 3.75pt; mso-margin-top-alt: 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; font-size: 14pt">A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked Labor, Liberals, Democrats or ANC : $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price
difference for thePoliticians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.' </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt; text-shadow: auto" /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt; text-shadow: auto" /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua','serif'; color: #00b0f0; font-size: 12pt" /></p>
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked Labor, Liberals, Democrats or ANC : $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price
difference for thePoliticians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.' </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt; text-shadow: auto" /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt; text-shadow: auto" /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua','serif'; color: #00b0f0; font-size: 12pt" /></p>