Some day we old folks can use cursive writing as a secret code.
I asked a 100 year old how they stay so healthy, here is the answers...
If I need better digestion I drink beer.
In case of appetite lose I drink white wine.
In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine.
In case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.
And in case of a cold I drink Schnapps.
I then asked her if she ever drank water....
She told me she had never been that sick. emoLaugh
I was told that embarrassing our kids was now one of my jobs once you reach 60. emoRedface
Age is merely the number of years the world has enjoyed you.
When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this crap is not what I expected. emoVomit
Think old and you will be old. Think young and you will be a delusional old frat.
If things get older with age I must be getting close to freaking magnificent! emoGeezer
I remember when my parents had the old time tube TV, I remember this well because I was the remote.
My new slogan is, "If you haven't grown up by the age of 60, you don't have to." emoBigsmile
I have reached the age where my brain says, "You probably should not say that.", to "Oh hell, let's say it anyway and see what happens."
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects, those were the good ol'days.
Now that I am back home, I hate it when I see an old person and realize we went to school together. emoBang
Hope at least one of these gave you a laugh. emoLaugh Tight lines to you all, miss ya'll.
Jmax
I asked a 100 year old how they stay so healthy, here is the answers...
If I need better digestion I drink beer.
In case of appetite lose I drink white wine.
In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine.
In case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.
And in case of a cold I drink Schnapps.
I then asked her if she ever drank water....
She told me she had never been that sick. emoLaugh
I was told that embarrassing our kids was now one of my jobs once you reach 60. emoRedface
Age is merely the number of years the world has enjoyed you.
When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this crap is not what I expected. emoVomit
Think old and you will be old. Think young and you will be a delusional old frat.
If things get older with age I must be getting close to freaking magnificent! emoGeezer
I remember when my parents had the old time tube TV, I remember this well because I was the remote.
My new slogan is, "If you haven't grown up by the age of 60, you don't have to." emoBigsmile
I have reached the age where my brain says, "You probably should not say that.", to "Oh hell, let's say it anyway and see what happens."
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects, those were the good ol'days.
Now that I am back home, I hate it when I see an old person and realize we went to school together. emoBang
Hope at least one of these gave you a laugh. emoLaugh Tight lines to you all, miss ya'll.
Jmax
