Just the way a woman thinks.

[Jmax]

Husband Message (by cellphone):

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury.

But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.


*Wife Response:*

Who is Paula?



emoDoh emoLaugh Jmax

 

[VolsFan24]

Hahaha. I cant make this up. I was in the training room at UT when i played baseball and a football player was on the phone with his GF before heading out to LSU. He started talking about how the weather would probably be bad because of hurricane Rita and blah blah blah. Before he could finish that sentence all you can hear is a girl yelling, "m*th*rf*ck*r who is Rita!!!!". Needless to say everyone in the training room heard it and couldnt stop laughing. Hahaha

 

[dragfish]

Yep!! emoToast

 

[harvick2938]

Hahah so true

 

[DinkDink]

Nailed it!!!