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<div class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">

<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for</span></font>
<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'</span></font>

<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my</span></font>
<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'</span></font>

<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'</span></font>

<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,</span></font>
<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white</span></font>
<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">shorts, a halter top and no bra What does your wife look like?'</span></font>

<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'</span></font>

<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Most Old timers are helpful like that! ...........</span></font></span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></span></font></div>

 

[NRG]

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[hoggerhead]

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