TN_Explorer
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We were shopping at the mall and it was packed. As my wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see that I was nowhere around. She was quite upset at me because we had a lot of shopping to do.
Because she was so worried, she called me on my cell phone to ask me where I was.?In a calm voice, I said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"?My wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."?I said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
Because she was so worried, she called me on my cell phone to ask me where I was.?In a calm voice, I said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"?My wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."?I said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
