marriage counselor

[JDK]

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on. Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, and an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

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Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

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[canoe fisherman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,, emoUpsmile

 

[Bubbakat]

HA HA Thats a goodun

 

[brushhog]

lol!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fat Albert]

<font color="#ff0033" size="4" face="comic sans ms,sand">Me thinks that Josh's lovely wife told him that one....cause he don't know any funnies like that....however, that was a good one.....hahahahha FAemoGrouphug </font>

 

[dragfish]

I think that's what Josh does to Earl to keep gettin' a ride in that Stratos! emoLaugh

 

[JDK]

dragfish - 9/27/2010 4:59 PM I think that's what Josh does to Earl to keep gettin' a ride in that Stratos! emoLaugh

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Ron all these homosexual comments make me wonder about you.. do you need to tell everyone something about yourself emoScratch
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[H-1]

Gooden right there. emoApplause

 

[dragfish]

JDK - 9/27/2010 5:19 PM

dragfish - 9/27/2010 4:59 PM I think that's what Josh does to Earl to keep gettin' a ride in that Stratos! emoLaugh

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Ron all these homosexual comments make me wonder about you.. do you need to tell everyone something about yourself emoScratch
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Yeah Josh,
Don't miss out on vinyl windows being installed at about 1/3 the price of the big companies and take advantage of the Energy Tax Credit.(Which ends at the end of the year) Basically spend $3000 on replacement windows (about 10 windows) and get about $1000 back!
That's all I can tell you about myself-except for one other thing- no Josh, I'm not gay. You're gonna have to look somewhere else!