Medical diagnosis

[Guest]

<font color="#ff0000"><font face="Arial" size="4">Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old</font></font> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff0000">man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walkingslowly.

One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm sure the poor old man has</font></span></font></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff0000">Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.'

The other student says: 'No, I don't think so. The old man surely hasZovitzki </font></span></font></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff0000">Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as welearned in class.'

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.

They approached him and one of the students said to him: 'We're medical</font></span></font></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff0000">students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn'tagree </font></span></font></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#ff0000">on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?'

The old ma said: 'I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you
two fine medical students think.'

One of the students said: 'I think it's Petry Syndrome.'

The old man said: 'You thought....... But you are wrong.'

Then the other student said: 'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.'

The old man said: 'You thought........ But you are wrong.

So they asked him: 'Well, old timer, what do you have?'

The old man said: 'I thought it was GAS........... But I was wrong!</font></span></font></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040" /></font></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040" /></font></font></div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040" /></font></font> <div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040" /></font></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040" /></font></font></div><div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: white" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #804040" /></font></font></div><font face="Arial" size="2" /><div><div style="background: #f9f9f9; font: 11px arial"></div></div><div><font style="font: 10pt ARIAL; color: black">. </font></div><font style="font: 10pt ARIAL; color: black" />
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[polo-dog]

Oops.

 

[JDK]

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[Guest]

JDK - 1/29/2009 7:32 PM good one.. you need some of these for times like this http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5742933797940084418

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That woman had a metamucial moment.</p>

 

[ukfod1]

thats a good one emoUpsmile